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the next stage in self correction involves reaching out to the internet and making some kind of difference. yes it's a paradox, but also yes it's necessary, powerful. soon you're going to need to make the digital realm in your own image the way you've remade the physical realm. the first thing is search (which is a prerequisite for the second thing, 'destroy').

the ideal search program for someone of your particular interests is the brand new tool, located at STONER.GOOGLE.COM. very straightforward: you've spent so much time and energy perfecting your mind, why waste that energy? all that shit you've gotten straight already, you're going to want to take advantage and extra-self-actualize-ate. (technical. don't worry if you don't understand.)

your digital brain should work the way your (now perfected) flesh brain already functions. try and imagine:

you're at home in your loft, working at your apple macintosh laptop computer. you fire up STONER.GOOGLE.COM. you need to know more about the early days of complicated science. you click on the text field and enter: 'cathode ray tube experiment not rutherford but that other guy'. because this powerful digital mind works the way you work - because it wants what you want and obviously smokes the same thing(s) you smoke - it knows to cull, to prune, to trim. it breathes, it crackles. it's american, and it's fucking beautiful.

here are other search terms you might try:

"the girl i met at the phish concert"

"actor fight club probably gay"

"buying books but not from a big commercial chain"

"balaklava makes you look like a terrorist"

go on and try your own! experimentation is the bedrock of scientific knowledge, as everyone knows.

22 January 2005 at 13:00 in shit that is online | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

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