no more fun for today, goddamnit: time to get intense and go for broke with your to-do lists. the concept of the to-do list is central to any plan to get shit straight. computers are extraordinary tools for organizing shit, hacking, passing along amusing flash animations - we're not going to lie to you they are the future of our nation, there will be a robot president soon - but the infosamurai's high style profile is maintained primarily through a system of pithy to-do lists on multicolored index cards. do we have to repeat ourselves? please do not make that happen. almighty god, let us move past the basics.
to-do lists are like everything else in the planet: they are about style and grace. a bad to-do list is like a polyp or genocide. a good to-do list can score you hours of relaxing entertainment in the form of complimentary dinners, extensive sexual and conversational intercourse, pairs of jeans, markdown prices on real estate and corndogs, promises of amnesty. a good to-do list opens doors.
here is an example of one. can you guess who wrote it? that is your homework assignment. you thought there would be no homework once you graduated from UNC with that degree in marketing. only now is your folly made clear.
to-do: dr tartikoff, proctologist
- call jack, ask about mother, cancer
- finger in ass
- finger in ass
- finger in ass
- awards brunch - cornflower blue tie?
- finger in ass
- online shopping (30% off galactica @ amazon)
- fiber-optic camera in ass
- order new moleskine ←HE IS A CHAMPION WARRIOR
- ??
- finger in ass
- lunch @ donna's
- snort enormous mountain of coke
- entire hand in ass
- sleep for three weeks
- children: conceive? purchase?
- finger in ass
- home for 5:00 news, internet, wife
- pick up milk, eggs at corner KOREAN convenience store
- look for new job
write it down. you know where. learn.
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