you want to take advantage of the ins and outs of random chance if at all possible. it's not particularly complicated if you're trained professionally in mathematics and science. fortunately for you - and we at gss know you are NOT trained in these things, because you sit around reading blogs all day - WE have spent years in preparation for this moment. here is what we have gleaned in our studies, conducted all over the globe and presented to you with perfect joy and happiness, american-style:
- you can't control fate
- but you can rig the dice
- yes that's a metaphor
- but you can do it with actual dice too
- just not at this table
'american-style' you see? a proud history of genocide and optimism combined into probably the cutest little unordered list you ever did see.
we had more to say about this when we started this post, probably three weeks ago (if it was a day!). right about now we've more or less blown, metaphorically speaking, the ol' wad. you'll have to make do, pilgrim.
